Lessons Learned During and After the Storm

No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity.... including the one in the closet.

Lovebugs and mosquitos do not disappear in 80mph wind gusts.

There are/were a lot of really big trees around here!

Just because you're 18 doesn't mean you can stay out as late as youwant. The Mayor said curfew.

It is impossible to count calories consumed during a hurricane or power outage.

Telemarketers function no matter what the weather is doing.

Most popular text message after September 1: do u hve pwr

Twenty-seven of your neighbors are fed from a different transformers

Crickets and cicadas can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators.

Dirty clothes in an unsupervised hamper multiply at an exponential rate.

Coffee, spaghetti and frozen pizzas can be made on a grill.

He who has the biggest generator wins.

Tree service companies are under-appreciated.

If you owned a store that sold only ice, chain saws, gas and generators,you would be very rich.